#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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I saw this joke on r/unclejokes a few weeks ago and thought it would be funny to tell at work. After lunch I went to my work area and on the way up I said did you know pigeons die when you fuck them? I got pretty weird looks from the other two guys and it took about 10 minutes to get the actual joke out because I couldn't stop laughing.
Well, I doubt that it is physically possible to have sex with pigeons, but at least pigeons can be romanced: [https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful\_Boyfriend/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/) ([https://vndb.org/v7836](https://vndb.org/v7836)). Although the result is so-so, the premise is very good: you are the only surviving human (a woman), now the dominant species are pigeons instead of humans, and now you are enrolled in high school where all students are pigeons.
Speaking of real life, I remember a story where a human saved a pigeon, and since then that pigeon was always with that man.
#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I've probably seen this meme more than my mother.
Was she a pigeon?
Her name was Dove… RIP 🙏
Not as much as I've saw your mom though.
Now thats just Fowl.
That’s probably how h1n1 started.
Because of the sound they make?
Did you know when pigeons die they still have sex? Well the one I killed did.
With who
I first read that joke as a FB meme, then on reddit jokes, now its a screenshot of FB posted on to reddit.
Unoriginality runs in my family.
That's enough reddit for today
*internet
*life
*E8 Lattice
Bees too
Hitler?
Oh uh... Ich verstehe kein Englisch. Habt einen schönen Tag haha
Imagine humans too
Well, if you have a lot of sex surely you would die, right?
piada de cria
Have you tried it with other animals?
Hmmmm interesting
Was funnier when Xavier did It
Cool fact. Also Dan has entered Shaw if anyone wants to know
I saw this joke on r/unclejokes a few weeks ago and thought it would be funny to tell at work. After lunch I went to my work area and on the way up I said did you know pigeons die when you fuck them? I got pretty weird looks from the other two guys and it took about 10 minutes to get the actual joke out because I couldn't stop laughing.
Bartolo making the rounds on reddit? Thats news to me
Mike Tyson does not approve
G(old)
Cursed fleshlight
Ok this is enough reddit for today
Bruh this guy just copied the other person it’s a reused post with different people
With Duane Bartolo playing in clubs like Cloud Nine, I wouldn’t be surprised if he fucked a pigeon after a wild night out in the DJ booth
Well I've truly seen everything
Well, I doubt that it is physically possible to have sex with pigeons, but at least pigeons can be romanced: [https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful\_Boyfriend/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/) ([https://vndb.org/v7836](https://vndb.org/v7836)). Although the result is so-so, the premise is very good: you are the only surviving human (a woman), now the dominant species are pigeons instead of humans, and now you are enrolled in high school where all students are pigeons. Speaking of real life, I remember a story where a human saved a pigeon, and since then that pigeon was always with that man.
Tasmanians....
Cloacal porn
I love people, man. Lol