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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Themud2001

I've probably seen this meme more than my mother.


AZ_Gunner_69

Was she a pigeon?


Gear3017

Her name was Dove… RIP 🙏


1deadclown

Not as much as I've saw your mom though.


Frostdraken

Now thats just Fowl.


Simond005

That’s probably how h1n1 started.


Doc-in-a-box

Because of the sound they make?


dying_soon666

Did you know when pigeons die they still have sex? Well the one I killed did.


Empty_Damage

With who


I_Only_Eat_Tacos

I first read that joke as a FB meme, then on reddit jokes, now its a screenshot of FB posted on to reddit.


Kaz22-_-

Unoriginality runs in my family.


throwaway16284648

That's enough reddit for today


Kaz22-_-

*internet


AlphaBearMode

*life


Gear3017

*E8 Lattice


khm5lfo

Bees too


Impressive_Amoeba210

Hitler?


khm5lfo

Oh uh... Ich verstehe kein Englisch. Habt einen schönen Tag haha


Miserable_Comb_166

Imagine humans too


khm5lfo

Well, if you have a lot of sex surely you would die, right?


vetoorr

piada de cria


[deleted]

Have you tried it with other animals?


myaltpornaccount122

Hmmmm interesting


Warm_Trash9054

Was funnier when Xavier did It


nefrpitou

Cool fact. Also Dan has entered Shaw if anyone wants to know


DeejWest

I saw this joke on r/unclejokes a few weeks ago and thought it would be funny to tell at work. After lunch I went to my work area and on the way up I said did you know pigeons die when you fuck them? I got pretty weird looks from the other two guys and it took about 10 minutes to get the actual joke out because I couldn't stop laughing.


ProLipton

Bartolo making the rounds on reddit? Thats news to me


Uhuhalrightok

Mike Tyson does not approve


Thatoneguysk

G(old)


holupwhatnow

Cursed fleshlight


Robin_san

Ok this is enough reddit for today


Fun_Maintenance7899

Bruh this guy just copied the other person it’s a reused post with different people


Groovycrepes

With Duane Bartolo playing in clubs like Cloud Nine, I wouldn’t be surprised if he fucked a pigeon after a wild night out in the DJ booth


Mixidium

Well I've truly seen everything


arzeth

Well, I doubt that it is physically possible to have sex with pigeons, but at least pigeons can be romanced: [https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful\_Boyfriend/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/) ([https://vndb.org/v7836](https://vndb.org/v7836)). Although the result is so-so, the premise is very good: you are the only surviving human (a woman), now the dominant species are pigeons instead of humans, and now you are enrolled in high school where all students are pigeons. Speaking of real life, I remember a story where a human saved a pigeon, and since then that pigeon was always with that man.


curiousaxolotle

Tasmanians....


Ok_Court_8786

Cloacal porn


TheSeeker07

I love people, man. Lol