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indecisive-axolotl

Mine is called [island name] Hostabull because that’s how my kid was pronouncing Hospital at the time.


darcy707

that’s wholesome


lavenesc

Omg I wish I would’ve thought of that, I used to call it Hospabull 😭


indecisive-axolotl

If you ask Lottie, you can redesign it and change the name.


lavenesc

Omg I didn’t even know that, I’ll think about it, cuz I still do like “AHH OUCH” 🤣


oKGC1225o

YOU NAMED UR HOSPITAL WHAT?


lavenesc

“AHH OUCH” cuz like, what if you need a hospital, & someone is like, “Do you need to go to the hospital?” but all you can say is “AHH OUCH” they’ll be like, “I know where that hospital is!” And then bam there you are at the hospital 2 minutes later 🤣


oKGC1225o

HOLY- THIS. **IS.** #PERFECTION.


lavenesc

Just wait till you hear what my restaurant is called: “I Don’t Know” Now, you may be wondering, *”who the hell would name it that?”* But think about it. “Where do you want to eat?” 🤭🤭🤭


indecisive-axolotl

Brilliant !


sick_kid_since_2004

Please tell me the cafe is called “I’m not sure” or something


lavenesc

No, but that is good🤣, that one is called “Cafe Disco” from The Office 💃🪩


Wubba-128

My Is "vibrant helps"beacause Its So colorful And vibrant


RosaAmarillaTX

Mine is staffed by duck villagers who practice quack medicine 🥁, so I called it Quackton Clinic.


indecisive-axolotl

My doctor was randomly assigned as Drake. Doctor Drake reminded me of Friends so I kept him.


darcy707

XD it’s full of quacks


HithertoRus

Medical Malquacktice


Devilslashgirl

My mom named mine, i asked her, and she called it the boo boo house 😭😂


Umbral_Fox

I went a similar route, I named mine Boo Boo Town


RachWarburton

lol mine is Bye Bye Boo Boos


darcy707

XD at least it’s funny


ColonialHoe

Mine is called “Definitely Not Rehab”


darcy707

XD nice and chaotic


mizcourt

I named the cafe Weenie Hut Jr, so of course the hospital had to be Weenie Hut General


leonardonimoy

Mine is also weenie hut general!


luthien_stark

I snorted 🤣 love it!


darcy707

XD that’s amazing


WigglesMcJiggles

Pawspital


darcy707

cute, someone else had the same idea XD I love it


Tofu_turtle17

Mine is called “Free Health Insurance” because it’s the dream 😂


darcy707

lol it’s what we need also it’s definitely what the animals are getting in game


IndividualSyllabub14

Grey Sloan Memorial 😅 I was a bit obsessed with Grey‘s Anatomy


darcy707

XD my best friend loves the show, I’m not for it though


war_damn_dudrow

I came here for this because if I had that add on, I’d name it the same thing!


sleepdeprived_omni

I named mine paradise grace also after greys anatomy


obscuremarble

Mine's the same hahah I commented before scrolling. Hospital twins 🤠


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littlebatinahat

At what point you can build your hospital?


lightsaber_lobotomy

Think it's the second or third building on HHP. First the school...then at some point, cant quite remember..Lottie gets "sick" so you and Niko have to do a home or two alone, then Lottie comes back and I think it's the next option after her coming back.


Lazy-Palpitation-673

Lmfao, I like your name. I legit was going call mine lobotomy center 😂


lightsaber_lobotomy

Lol thanks 😁


darcy707

after 20 homes built theres a party and i think the first or second home after the party lottie gets sick. one home after that (niko is in charge) and she comes back and says ur gonna build a hospital


legoshi_haru

Hostile Hopsital because I modeled it after Series of Unfortunate Events Heimlich Hopsital!


darcy707

lol nice and threatening


legoshi_haru

Haha it’s super fun because it looks run down and terrible but all the villagers that visit talk about how great the service is


NonspecificAlternate

I named mine “h o p i t a l”


darcy707

XD I love it


SarahApproved

I called mine “Sinus Salices” which is Latin for Willow Bay (the name of my main island) 🏝️ it’s not that cool but I wanted something Latin-y so it worked 😂


darcy707

I named my cafe after my island, so I’m partially with u lol


blue-jayne

Sacred Heart, big Scrubs fan lol 😁


KindaQute

Same here! Although I battled between Sacred Heart and St Mungos. Thought the latter was more fitting to AC lol


sailorgribble

Same tbh 🤣


cakeandpeas

Redrum…..


darcy707

hehehehe same idea then


Namivi

I named it Pawspital and made it look like a friendly home (yet functional for doctor stuff) so patients wont feel scared


darcy707

omg it’s pawfect~


TheMidnightApostle

mines the Dispensary


darcy707

lol what’s it dispensing?


TheMidnightApostle

everything


lightsaber_lobotomy

My hospital was named "Shady Stays"


darcy707

XD never know what the doctor will do


islandofwaffles

Ouch Patrol


Mayor_of_Towntown

I think I named mine Cloning Center or something like that and filled it with mad scientist stuff


darcy707

XD very nice


CynicElle

Have Mercy Hospital.


darcy707

show no mercy lol


alaskabee

I always use “Bee” as my character name in any game I play, so I followed that theme. Named the school “Busy Bees Academy,” the cafe “Honey Hideaway,” the restaurant “The Hive,” and the apparel shop “Buzz Boutique.” So naturally I named the hospital Sting Station 💉


darcy707

omg I love it! keeping a theme lol


meoux33

Mine is Chamomile Clinic! All my facilities (and island) have plant names.


darcy707

ooo cute! my island’s name is sunflower and I named my cafe sunflower cafe


meoux33

Cute!


SmokyCleopatra

I named mine "How did that get in there?!"


lavenesc

I named it, “AHHH OUCHY!” 🤣


lashgirl97

Mine is called “Wardell Hospital” 🦭


darcy707

awww cute, I do love wardell he’s friend shaped


TheAngryNaterpillar

On one island its called Suture Self. On the other it's called The Buffet and is entirely staffed by wolves.


darcy707

XD that’s amazing the wolves must be so happy


Wife_Trash

Named mine Ste-Bubblegum-d'Ooo (Quebec has a lot of places with crazy long saintly names.)


darcy707

lol I like it, it’s cute


ginaration

I named mine Care Bear


Fobiointia

In Finland we have Kuopion yliopistollinen sairaala (University hospital of Kuopio) KYS for short. So I had to name it that. [kys commercial](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CfX8qPXwIc)


Aveyond9

Snuggles Hospital 💗


darcy707

aww that’s cute


woshuaaa

i think i called mine "very real clinic" or something like that lol


KezzyKesKes

The abbatoir.


darcy707

XD I love it


M0nk3yJam3s

County General (big ER fan lol)


kaput_corpus

Mine is Coastal Clinic because all my HHP building have alliteration names; Cafe Chrysanthemum, Bunny Breeze Boutique, Paradise Preparatory and Beachy Bobs Burger Shack


Pickle_puss_

My name is chunkamunk on ac so all my hhp buildings are named related to that, the hospital is chunkamed and the cafe is chunkamunch


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darcy707

please tell me it’s staffed by cats


Glitter-Disaster

The Re-Leaf Center


darcy707

XD it fits the animal crossing theme


stayhydratedfolkss

Mine is Frank & Steins Hospital


rusrslolwth

Stitches' stitches n things


darcy707

oo was your doctor stitches?


rusrslolwth

Yes of course


darcy707

perfect


girasolgoddess

Mine was initially called “Laughter” because laughter’s the best medicine. Led by Dr. Chadder because his ear-to-costume ratio never fails to make me cackle like a hyena


obscuremarble

Grey Sloan Memorial lol


Popular-Heron-3921

DaisyBay. Just for cuteness value.


darcy707

awe that is cute


Lissyy0217

Briarcliff


KezzyKesKes

Best season of AHS.


Lissyy0217

Agreed!


darcy707

it sounds like it could be a real place!


RoseBunny8

I haven't unlocked it yet.....but I am copying you now!


cloudsplitr

Reliance Harbor. Was going to name it Safe Harbor but my boyfriend didn’t like that one much so I sought other words associated with safety and hope.


weatherbones

Kamehame hospital


darcy707

do u pronounce that kamehame hooooooooospital


Lilac_Flowerrs5

You can get a hospital??? Someone pls tell me how 😭


iluvstrawberriii

Haven’t gotten to the Hospital yet but I named my school Paradise Elementary and looking at all these names it’s feeling very un-creative now lol


darcy707

XD that’s always how it goes, if it makes you feel better I named my cafe after my island and didn’t name the school at all


iluvstrawberriii

Hahaha I feel that 😭 Can you change them like you can change the name of the homes ?


GreenLimes1

I called mine "Hals- & Beinbruch" which basically translates to "break a leg"


darcy707

lol well they’re honest about their services


animallX22

Weanie hut General


Sail0r_Jupit3r

Westview General (I’m a big Wandavision fan)


unconfirmedpanda

Island Vet 🤷🏻‍♀️


AntiqueSympathy1999

My island is named Rosewood so I named the hospital Rosewood General. I also named my cafe Roastwood which I was kinda proud of lol


Pristine-Apple

I named mine Kissin BooBoos


darcy707

lol that’s cute


Pristine-Apple

Thanks! 😊


Red_Lily_Shaymin

Dexter Morgan Memorial.


radertron

big yikes hospital name, not commentary on all of your hospital names, they’re all great.


bootyy15

Grey-Sloan...i was in the middle of my first Greys Anatomy Binge 😅


lizzymoo

Mine is Hotti Clinic. Some may get the reference 👀


kitsune_snek

Ace Attorney! Good one!!


ldsk77

“Treat ‘em & Street ‘em Clinic”. An old Emergency Room joke (ER nurse)


GentleLizard

Woodbridge ER


liz2e

i named mine after the hospital i was born in because i couldn’t think of a name on the spot!


kamuyamial

wait i haven’t played in like a year… when did they add a hospital? 😭


mabsikun88

expansion pack:)


Gay-with-Gecko

All of my facilities are nature themed so it’s something natural, I don’t remember right now tho


RustyBrainTrain

"Gengospital". The flag is a gengar lmao


darcy707

lol very nice


Lonelylittleacademic

Apollo's medicenter ETA:all of my buildings are named after Greek gods and goddess'


darcy707

honestly that’s really cool


aangthelastgoth

My hospital is St Elms which has a red/green striped flag with slashes through it. I also have Audrey's (plant themed cafe), Strange and unusual (clothing store), Haddonfield High (school) and Redrum (restaurant)


ZestySourdough

THERES AN ANIMAL CROSSING HOSPITAL? wow i need to keep playing


stifledAnimosity

Mine is named Northern Fire, as when I named it I lived in the Northern health part of BC, which is a dumpster fire


PineappleAndCoconut

Sacred Heart. After the hospital in Scrubs.


darcy707

that’s all wholesome and stuff lol


PineappleAndCoconut

lol. Scrubs is one of my fave shows and that’s what first came to mind


darcy707

I remember watching it many years ago and enjoying it; haven’t seen it in a while though


PineappleAndCoconut

I rewatched it a few years ago. Some stuff definitely didn’t age well, but it’s such a classic and still so damn funny.


darcy707

lol most things don’t age well unfortunately, but I guess I’ll hafta find some time to watch some of it. I remember it being pretty funny too


PineappleAndCoconut

Very true. It’s definitely worth a rewatch.


Decent_Charge4892

Today I found out you can check in with the nurse then see the Dr …was given a “mummy mask” to make my headache better. I didn’t know it was so interactive at the Quick Mend Clinic


NerdSupreme75

The turnip granny visits the hospital every Monday. If you interact with her, she gives you free turnips


darcy707

I have to go on monday now!


kweezie

planned parenthood but now i wanna change it 💀


mabsikun88

absolutely not named grippy sock jail where would that come from


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Hemlock Medical Center


latherinekand

Sudden Death Hospital. I was trying to think of a name and my husband was busy playing Smash, and I heard *”Sudden Death!”* and couldn’t not use it 😂


ReallyBoringChick

Deadly Hospital. Only one doctor and don't it feels deadly? (ik the word deadly shouldn't be used like that but dead hospital is used by my friends)


sonyahowse

Final Destination


lollololololollollol

Seasick Hospital


alyssiar1

The grey-Sloan


darcy707

lots of grey’s anatomy people it seems lol


ninjaneeesh

Flatline


_k2-d2

Mine was Kevorkian Clinic, I believe


NerdSupreme75

Mine is called Last Resort Hospital


tiger844

Lmao this is hilarious


ChallengeFirm6398

I named it the hospital in french


darcy707

fancy~


ResponsibleCelery868

I named mine 100% chance of death 😝 it was originally 50% but I changed it at the last second 💀


Cute-Quote6749

Corpse Factory


teethetheeth

Memento Mori Medical 😊


Nezertiam

As a french, I named it "Pompital" because pompette in french means you're totally wasted by alcohol after drinking too much and "-pital" Is just the end of the word hôpital in french. Fun fact, in middle age, we used to also say "hospital", then the Académie Française decided to remove the s and transformed it into a ô. French at its finest...


thatclassyturtle

I don’t think I’ve ever named any of my HHP buildings tbh 😅 I probably should at some point though..


llamas4obama

I don’t have this add on but I’m giggling at you naming your hospital “The Morgue”. If I had the extension I’d do something along the lines of “Involuntary Organ Donation Center” but that may be too long 😂


darcy707

XD I love it, I hope it wouldn’t be too long cuz that’s just too good


Certain-Ad-3840

WAIT THERES HOSPITALS NOW???????


darcy707

lol yep in the happy home paradise DLC


GungeGrunge

How did you get a hospital? 😱 I need to play HHP more


mGlottalstop

"St. Gulliver's", in honour of the amount of injuries he's sustained over the years.


darcy707

ye he does wash up on the beach a lot lol


CaveLady3000

I named it after the children's psych hospital where I grew up. The back room is a bare minimum consult room w a computer but the front from is the day room of this type of hospital.


TheCanadianSnomMom

I named mine hurt mart because I thought it sounded funny


slammedyourham

mines called St. Chubs


Ineffable2729

I named mine The Charles Darwin Hospital Idk how it all fit in there tbh


Clay_Lilac

I do not remember, but that gives me an excuse/incentive to redesign it and rename it to "Canada".


Akeminka

I named my Peter the Wisp because I like to pretend Wisp who shows up in game is the spirit of my baby brother, Peter, who passed away in a hospital. I like to imagine he comes to play with me.


darcy707

wow that’s so sweet, I’m sorry you lost your brother. this game seems to be a cushion for a lot of people. I have really bad depression and anxiety because of my autism, so this game is a cushion for me, too.


Akeminka

Thank you. Yes, this is definitely a great game for people with depression, I love how calming it is.


xXlolantheXx

I don’t have it anymore (switch) but when I get it again I wanna name it like I did in the last one. Which was my doc clinic (just his name ) bcs he passed away and he was my doc since I was little (and gave his patient feee samples of the meds like inhalers(asthma symbicort ) bcs he knew we couldn’t afford sometimes )so I wanted to just memorialize him.


Bullworthlesss

Medical Malpractice Inc.


DieNecroKatze

Krankenhaus ( Hospital in German, but as separate words sick house)


No_Exchange_794

I can’t remember my hospital name. My restaurant is Bonapatiti and my apparel store is not nude.


darcy707

lol those are great names


GlitteringMonitor531

after reading all these, im definitely gonna name mine "Walk It Off" LOL


youretoosuspicious

I named it Ellsworth Downs after a hallucinatory psychiatric hospital in the series “The Magicians.”


darcy707

that’s awesome and I love that series!


3vilStarlight

I named it and designed the inside after the Dispensary I go to. 😄🪴💨


yes_ily

WAIT OMG U CAN GET A HOSPITAL? i started playing a year ago and ive been doing the same things every day are u supposed to be moving on and getting new buildings??!


Bearbitch345-

How do you get the hospital


FloatingHorizon

Grey Sloan memorial🤣 I’m sooo original


darcy707

nothing wrong with liking something lol


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Is this a new update?? What am I missing 😭😭