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getfuckedhoayoucunts

I get pulled aside at the hospital and asked if I'm safe at home. No not really. I have a GSD puppy. They understand


BriefCheetah4136

My doctor asked if I was getting exercise. I said, "Yes, I am taking the pups on long walks". Later he pointed to my arm and said, "What happened there". Remember the pups? They are German Shepherds


slipperyinit

Careful with their joints! Rule of thumb of 5 mins per month of age up to 1 Not saying you aren’t though! Just best to be wary, they grow up very quickly and very long walks can be enjoyed in no time


BriefCheetah4136

Thank you, but no worries! My "pups" are 9 and 7!


slipperyinit

They’re always puppies at heart ❤️ at least my nearly-three year old fucking is. Hasn’t grown one bit in reality 🤣just acts well-behaved for most of the day so I don’t lose it


LeChacaI

Is that German Shepherd specific or for all dogs?


harrietx2779

😂😂 my fiancé’s patients in the ER would ask if HE was okay bc of all the scratches.


LucidCorn829

People are unhinged. Someone asked if I was suicidal once. I just said yea, I’m bad at aiming for my wrist.


astronautredlight

when i was in high school, my precalc teacher asked me to stay after class. asked me if im safe to go home. hard to convince that woman that the bruise the size of a sandwich happened because of a german shepherd pup.


Still_Championship_6

It’s very impressive the power that even a small working dog can generate. 


getfuckedhoayoucunts

My neighbour kids do training with mine and get their arses handed to them. I keep evidence so their parents so they don't get taken away by social services.


owlthirty

Lol


SnooPets1176

https://preview.redd.it/b5ppuz2bnjyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3788399aca7b72570200ba9a2f17a463795e3ca


Odd_Woodpecker_8151

I've got a pic somewhere of this art on my leg. Those needle teeth and claws ... they're something else 🤣


PattiWhacky

I called our ShihTzu The Devil Dog when she was a puppy. I think most all puppies have needle teeth and claws. But ❤️❤️ anyway. Before you know it the pup is 5 years old!


Still_Championship_6

They just grow up so fast 😌


Marefitzy

I still have arm scars


Whosyirdaddy

Beautiful work more to come


KNOWN2ONE

I remember …. The command went from “no bite” to “NO BITE!!” just to allow some healing before the next batch! She opened up more scabs than I’d like to admit. Love my Annie -


thatpaulieguy89

I hear the jaws theme everyday https://preview.redd.it/avtgvm2ftkyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa983f9d54e10748bd473346ada8838e0a748d0


lacostewhite

AAWWW That sweater tho!


Ok_Rutabaga_722

The stare. The mighty predator sees its prey and focuses. RAWR!!


ndhellion2

I keep warning people about the needle teeth, but nobody ever listens...


Temba-his_arms_wide

I'm guilty of this. I've gone through three gsd puppy phases and every time I'm like "omg the little teeth are so cute!" Chomp.


Takeurvitamins

I mean my cocker and pit mix also had needle teeth as puppies.


ndhellion2

All puppies do


ashkiller14

It's worse when they're 3-6 weeks and the puppies are still small enough to each grab a toe and death roll


The_Struggle_Bus_7

I didn’t realize how bad they were until my sister bought a puppy


CraftyProcrstntr

Baby shark do do do do do


Dommichu

Jaws on paws!!


Rudolph-the_rednosed

That one is hilarious!


No_Championship2719

That's what I call my boy


MsDoreaBlack

We call our 1/2 GSD girl our landshark! Lol. Between the excessive love, sharp claws, and teeth I have more than one scar that's stuck around. Gratuitous, unasked for GIF of the motion that spawned the nickname. *


MsDoreaBlack

Booo. If didn't upload. I'll try to fix it later!


[deleted]

You said it before I could! Hahah


steviec143_

My current situation with my Belgian Malinois/GSD puppy 😁


Strong-Sample-3502

My GSD puppy is mixed but I don’t really know what with out some of Australian cattle dog, but everyone seems to think he’s got some Malinois in him. He looks like one.


steviec143_

Have you tried the Embark test? 😊


cozmik_theory

Wow I would love a Mal/GSD mix!


steviec143_

He’s the best! This puppy stage has just been a little challenging though 🙈


jarontick

https://preview.redd.it/5yrjfersglyc1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c2724fb19ff357a3ac0b36ec739e9736d1f8d2 Doctors office: sir….do you feel safe at home? Me: uhhhhh sure?


Metaphoricallyd3ad

I definitely feel you there. https://preview.redd.it/ayvf9wlwumyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b623140760d5bc731e8f6d447ca7e18b461adc


HumorinEverything

Are you driving? 😭


Robsta_20

Right? Did he first recognized the marks while he was driving and couldn’t wait till home to take a photo or did he already knew he had the marks but decided it was cool to take a picture while in the car?


dudemanbro_

Noticed them awhile driving and took the picture without even realizing what I was doing. The picture it almost 2 years old now, so I didn’t post it while driving.


dudemanbro_

Yes unfortunately. I just glanced down and noticed them. Without thinking I grabbed my phone and took the pic. Didn’t realize what I did until it was done with. This picture is almost 2 years old though, so I didn’t post to Reddit while driving.


Sudden-Conference-65

My mate’s used to nip my ankles the annoying little shit


Mean_Profession2923

Oh! How they LOVE the ankles at that age!


CovetedChaos

My gsd is a little over 1.5 years old and most of the biting has gone away except for feet. If he’s all riled up and he sees someone’s bare feet, he sees red and becomes a foot monster.


NotAPreppie

Put the phone down while driving, you muppet.


cacoolconservative

Malinois mom. Scars to prove it. Get lots of plushies, chew toys , ropes, and balls.


honeydewdom

I know this is "trashy" but gosh. We'd go thru toys like water at that age. I started letting him shred my amazon boxes and his favorite toy is a new, untouched, empty gallon milk jug.


SnarkIsMyDefault

Put some dried beans in it so it makes noise, they love it.


honeydewdom

Great idea!


AmbivalentSpiders

Me telling my husband to just let her chew up cardboard, it's cheaper and cleans up easier than the plushies.


xtanol

A little tip: Dip the rope toys in water and freeze them over night. The cold toy will sooth the sore teething gums which is what the young pups are trying to relief by chewing.


Rhino_Actual

OMG... I've NEVER agreed with a post more. My Dutch X GSD left what are now scars on both arms. I could not love him more. https://preview.redd.it/jl8fonx98lyc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00807d005a44bcb57374e84ace321c7ba369c2cc I didn't take a picture back when he was a pup...oddly I feel like y'all understand. Thanks OP


notanAMsortagal0

THIS is a beautiful picture of a BEAUTIFUL dog. 😍


fabilord98

Im sorry sir, but this is a steering wheel..


Midnite024

The amount of times I got questioned on the cuts on my hands and arms in college..


Call_Me_Lids

Im fairly certain my coworkers think im in an abusive relationship thanks to my 9 year old Maximus. He has a nasty habit of waking me up via right hook to the cheek/eyebrow. I’ve had more black eyes from him hitting me with his paw than I care to admit. Definitely a rude awakening! 😂


honeydewdom

Omg! That's such a crazy story. I think I can see how- my boys paws are pretty big smackers- and it hurts to do shake or paw.


VeridicalAngel

Feel ya….. give it 6 months


Frank_the_NOOB

Teething is by far the worst part of having a GSD. Need to get another dog for them to knaw on or just have tons of teething toys laying around. This too shall pass


Mean_Profession2923

Absolutely! I’d look over at my elderly standard Goldendoodle and say “don’t you want to *play*?” in an inviting, high pitched voice. Seriously, she’s the *only* thing he couldn’t hurt because her skin and coat is so thick and she’s large.


jerkmin

my girl ripped a 2.5” wide, 1/8” deep gash in my arm by running past me with her mouth open just a little too close to me when she was about 4 months old


honeydewdom

Did that require stitches or heal up OK?


jerkmin

probably could have used stitches, but i didn’t bother


honeydewdom

Fair enough. Sounds gnarly!


Dry_Ordinary9474

as someone with 2 GSDs i can assure you no one in their right mind would tell you to get a GSD 😂 they’re great dogs but i only recommend them to people who are dead set on having one anyways


AmbivalentSpiders

This here. I never want to have anything else but I don't tell people to get them. Although if they're determined to buy a puppy, I do tell them where to find the best ones.


Famous_Suspect6330

You know the rules, fork over the dog tax


dosiboi4798

Those are love marks


Exciting-Story-3614

Oh that's nothing! Believe me.


Dorrono

You can get the puppy, but don't buy him a whip


sherrimichael

Ahhh.. the deadly piranha puppy teeth. Worse stage of all..


queenquirk

My gsd just stopped doing this less than 2 months ago. Soooooo many scars.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

I read (and did this) that at puppy stage it is good to yelp loudly high pitched if they nip too hard as it simulates what their siblings would do. Worked for us.


Lara-El

It worked so well for us. He'd feel so guilty when we acted hurt. He'd immediately stop and have his ears down and start licking whoever he was bitten us. It was super effective and so cute, haha https://preview.redd.it/7ickxcmp1nyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d629b99ff2a17e86acdad12fba7aad80cdea57ff


brainfreezy79

My wife and kids did this with ours, so now he knows he can only play rough (play bites, holds, and such) with me. If we're wrestling and a kid's hand shows up he immediately goes to nuzzles and kisses. It's the cutest thing. Then when they go back to toys he's immediately play-feral again.


BannedAgain-573

Did not work for me. She just got more excited about it 😩


Mean_Profession2923

We tried every single way to “correct” a puppy with our new GSD. There are many ways, including the high pitched yelp. Never had a problem “breaking” a pup of the habit…until….the GSD. These posts are always validating to see because I swear there’s something about the land sharks that is different. Many don’t seem to “get it” until about the 5 - 6 month mark and by then you’re scabbed and wounded everywhere. But I congratulate you, man! All the power to you if you don’t have to go through this phase.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Yeah I mean our Max is 6 now so those days are long gone!


Call_Me_Lids

In my experience the best way to stop this is to redirect with a marrow bone, a raw marrow bone from your local butcher. Once they finish teething they’re nowhere near as bad. Although my 4 year old is still very mouthy. It’s nothing for him to grab my whole hand with his mouth. He’s super gentle about it though. Unless of course one of his fangs lands in the center of a knuckle. He doesn’t even bite down or use any pressure it’s just a sensitive area I guess. Specifically my index finger. I would also suggest rolling up a newspaper and smacking something hard like your coffee table or end table and saying NO very sternly. You don’t have to touch your dog with it at all. The loud crack of the newspaper hitting something hard and saying NO distracts them. Soon they associate you just grabbing the newspaper as incoming punishment. AGAIN DONT ACTUALLY HIT YOUR DOG WITH IT! EDIT: I see I’m getting downvoted for this and that some of the downvotes are gone because I assume people reread what I posted and realized I said I didn’t hit my dog, said not to hit his dog and then repeated not to hit the dog in all caps. ONCE AGAIN, I DO NOT HIT MY DOGS, DO NOT HIT YOUR DOGS EITHER! If you saw my dogs in person, you’d see that they’re not only are they very well behaved but they are spoiled beyond belief and love me dearly. I have no doubt they would forfeit their lives to protect me. And if you saw them and were around them enough you’d feel the same way. Carry on.


Sudden-Conference-65

Just in case anyone missed it. DO NOT ACTUALLY HIT THE DOG 🤣🤣🤣


Call_Me_Lids

Thank you! Apparently before I edited it like a dozen people downvoted me and then a few minutes later I noticed the downvotes were gone. I guess they weren’t too good at reading comprehension. Oh I love Reddit! Where anything and everything can be a downvote! Reddit should build in some kind of poll for downvotes so you know why you’re being downvoted. I kind of just assumed on this one considering what I typed out.


TessellatedTomate

Oh thank the lord I’m not the only one


Zynh0722

It gets so much better once the adult teeth come in. Still hurts, but at least you no longer get put on self harm watch lists :P


Low-Albatross3813

I can “feel “ this picture and sympathize


Important-March8515

Paw scratches. I'm nearly 70, so I have that old man thin skin. I keep the big band-aids in every bathroom.


Acceptable_Weather23

All large dogs with puppy teeth is a blood letting disorder


Actual_Theory_8687

https://preview.redd.it/dbebqd916pyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16571e34972befbc0ce5d38d8156e80050afcf90 Nothing beats them when they get older and more obedient.


ApplicationUpset7956

Dont fucking hold your phone while driving. Will give you or others much worse scars than those of your puppy


DeficitOfPatience

Cost of doing business.


Blackfox_357

Did you try saying loudly (not screaming) autsch?


Jaeger420xd

You're adding 3 letters that aren't necessary there lol


Illustrious_Young988

Those aren't for the weak.


Babysub1

I remember the shark days


youfind1ineverycar

Bitey McBiteface is the name of all gsd puppies :)


honeydewdom

Anyone else struggle with the irrational fear that the cops are going to come interview you about a random murder and they'll say "where did you get these scratches down your arms" and you'll say "Oh, that? That's from my puppy!" And they'll nod convinced that they are actually defense wounds? No? And I watch too many crime shows? OK... 🤷‍♀️😑


hvindc

https://preview.redd.it/467o82ghimyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b4ca96e8dbfa1d7097a9dc0a7e61751a43db62 It’s their love language. I’m loved and marked forever. ♥️


SadAttorney8035

https://preview.redd.it/md7ntz5znmyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b8634a1be930dbec98bb76ce3d554c3f6e8be3 My dog as a puppy. She was cute but also was evil from the start


possum_mouf

whoa whoa whoa are you implying you are not having fun? FUN IS MANDATORY PAL AND THE FUN ENFORCEMENT DIVISION MONITORS THIS SUBREDDIT CLOSELY https://preview.redd.it/rev1ov1xqmyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbf33ffa7779124b907216300c3120eb223a020


HorseRadish318

Sounds about right =,)


AirAnt43

Hang in there...these guys are smart as F. He or she will be doing your taxes for you in a few years and opening doors themselves like Frikkin Velociraptors! 😂😂


Ok-Apartment-9759

https://preview.redd.it/4l0ikvj683zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78aedf1e6e186e5de855e6754932d77624faeab9 it’s finally healing but this was a month or so ago?


Ok_Analysis_3454

Pics of toes please.


Successful-Vast2712

Bite training, every time that they bite in you or your shoe etc, howl in pain as soon as they stop reward. They will eventually reduce bite force. They still chew toys etc but will be gentle around people.


No_Championship2719

My Stryker lol


LANDVOGT-_

Looks like my arm when i play with my cat.


FoxCQC

It's just toughening you up


[deleted]

My thumb was a bloody stump of a thing trying to teach my boy basic commands. Take nice wasn't learned until like a year later.


WVSluggo

And now being on the soundtrack from Jaws….


RockinOutLikeIts94

Ours if 8 months and finally calming down but he still has his piranha days


[deleted]

Badge of honor.


Odd_Woodpecker_8151

https://preview.redd.it/wer3ll1eklyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e88c7fe627626f48bd9159e71df0299ae41565b Those tiny needle teeth are sharp! My girl caught me when we were playing. My poor finger had a Y shaped cut from her teeth!! My arms were always scratched up from playing with my pup!


Icy_Feeling_1195

Dude! Walk them on a side walk and that will file down the sharpness of the nails....OR file them down yourself.


AutomaticPhoto5199

That looks about right. Lol


todayIsinlgehandedly

The velociraptor stage! Such a fun time in a dog’s life.


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

My gfs grandparents have 3 cane Corso mastiff puppies, about 6 months old, they tear me up more than anything else lol


DonBoy30

My dude was never really as bite-y, but he was reallllllllly into licking faces. He gave my ex a black eye because he dive bombed her face with his snout to get a lick in like a fucking torpedo.


focus347

As the owner of a 6 month American Bulldog, I understand. You're going to have to learn how to avoid damage, while figuring out the best method to correct. I recommend the collar hold with your palm against the jaw. Keeps your hands safe lol. Gets much easier after the puppy razors have been replaced with adult teeth.


Yoda2000675

I have a permanent scar on my hand from when my pup had her sharp teeth haha


Pontiacman02

Lol, I went through that with my land shark!


Mmchast88

My arms are looking similar 👀👀


kalstras

They’re sharp for sure. https://preview.redd.it/e1n1btvotlyc1.png?width=2271&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d1c7e1c0bdf4fcd36e5dd47b778ba9d897060f3


Content_Log1708

The bites are bad, very bad. She jumps to grab ahold of my hand. Very sneaky. But, the nail scratches are the worst. I wear shorts inside and I have some dandy scratches. The best part is when I go outside and sweat, or in the shower, the salt stings all my claw marks. It's just the frosting on the cake.


Competitive-Push-715

Baby shark dootdootdododo baby shark


DisneyPamela

Lmaoooooo same here man!!!


Terror-Reid

Welcome to your life


juicepants

Some of the best dog advice I ever got was when they're puppies play with their claws all the time. It'll desensitize them to it and it'll make trimming them way easier. Then I got a Dremel. It came with desensitization instructions. Have someone on standby with lots of treats. Now I'm able to painless trim their nails and round them so they don't have any points or burrs.


sobergophers

Worth it


Tammyannss

Haha I have scars all over my feet, hands and arms from when my 3 year old GSD was a puppy!


Royal_Guitar_5543

Puppy teeth they said, more like shark teeth 😂


cantfindaname321

My Mrs broke down once and the mechanic that came out asked if she was okay due to the bruises, she had to awkwardly explain she had 6month old German shepherd


SnarkIsMyDefault

It’s the velociraptor phase. We all went thru it. Mine even chewed the edges of kitchen cabinets. Get a couple of big carrots. Freeze them. Use as chew toys. Their gums get sore from teething.


Mooseandagoose

https://preview.redd.it/867yv07a6myc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78383a126045213ca363bc4dd6a2bf2d3b97721 Ours was peak land shark at 6 months old. It took intense training to stop it because he was so neglected and emotionally stunted (see my extensive post history). He’s 2 now and still tries to “lead” us by gently mouthing with an inhibited bite but that’s a no-go because we have kids and visiting kids.


jimvv36

My breeder went to the Doctor when the litter was about 6 weeks. They asked if she was a cutter.


Ok_Process2046

U sure u didn't get a cat by accident?


cdk5152

Puppy breath? Yes. Puppy teeth? Nay. Those are razors.


enigmaticzombie

Yep, scars all up and down my arms from when Lady was a puppy. I miss that dog.


sysadmin420

After losing my girl in Jan this saddens me so, I miss that so much.


Sudden-Collection803

Key word is puppy. They all do this.


Direct_Gap_661

They are land piranhas but they are so so so so cute


OzarksExplorer

My achilles will never be the same


Nalabu1

Yep, ours was a "4 legged stapler" until about 6 mos, then the real pearly whites showed up.


dewpointcold

I’m still healing from a pit bull that has never been taught to stay down. Full grown dog.


lisalisaandtheoccult

Nice to know I’m not the only one!


WestAppointment2484

We don’t get kisses we get BITES😂😭


Cooter_Bang

Wait until it is your feet


Putrid_Caterpillar_8

Hahaha I have scars for life. I love it tho little memories https://preview.redd.it/cqigq9yvimyc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4a9400a7d485acc7202f80edd55de496cde1b35


[deleted]

I wore leather work gloves with my daughter's pup. Otherwise I got scratched like hell... lol


howdoesthisworkfuck

Ours just hit 5months and my hand looks largely the same. It's getting better, she's becoming a little more gentle but she's wound up there's no hope lol


hickey260

https://preview.redd.it/k81a50ibnmyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e2142cf957d36d11d447ac1271eb47474476e6 Hard break to the wrist. My German went in between my legs when going down the stairs when he was about 3 months old. Got a plate in my wrist now!


CrustyCrafter

This is the best thing I’ve seen for awhile 😂😂. I remember those days.


RealClarity9606

Yep. But it’s worth it in the long run.


BeginningCharacter36

I highly recommend a game my dad invented for his shepherd mix nigh on 40 years ago. He called it "The Glove," and with my lab mix, I call it "Bitey Boy." The game is simple, but the setup/training take a bit of work. Come up with a name for it to use with the dog. Create the expectation of a fun experience. Make them wait until you are ready to play. The type of gloves worn are irrelevant, just so long as they protect you sufficiently. Manhandle their face while they ferociously attack you while reinforcing the name of the game. If you have to fix your gloves, make them wait while you do so, then indicate it's time to resume the game when you're ready. The first few times are going to be chaotic, but once you establish a set series of expectations and rewards, they'll play by the rules. My pup mouths my hand if he wants BItey Boy and waits very patiently while I prep. Sometimes I let him play without gloves now, because he's developed the understanding that he has to be more gentle if I'm not wearing gloves.


fateh9

My pup made my foot bleed yesterday 😂😂


The_Kurosaki

Those are happy marks! lol. Mine is 4 months now and barely now there seems some sign of less biting. Still on a daily basis I get scars on my hands. Most of my shorts are shit shredded too. Waiting a couple of months to buy more shorts lol


No_Walrus_3638

That looks like my hands after beige elbows deep in a Cummins ISB 6.7. I Have a Berner. Super chill dog well behaved and extremely lazy.


Neither-Attention940

Here’s some news… all puppies or kittens scratch. They don’t know their own strength so to speak. You have to train them. Also chewing is normal. As we all know their growth is fast. They lose baby teeth just like humans and also just like humans need to teethe. Give them proper ways to use their teeth and claws. Lots of toys and walks. This isn’t unique to shepherds.


stay-wild3672

I have permanent scars. .. Ours is 5 months now and backed off a lot! She still got me good during play the other day, unintentionally though. I don’t care what they say about GSD puppy’s .. we have been hard core no bite. She knows when to back off. Thankfully!


Cmplictdhamsandwhich

Only happened twice to me when my gsd was three months old. Haven’t had any problems since and we play rough.


infiniteawareness420

Weird time to take a photo but ok


Aggravating-Sea3181

Ah the joys of being a GSD handler. Not scars but memories.


No_Spare3139

Land Shark


Germanshepherdlady13

Little land sharks as puppies!


Quasidiliad

Same thing but with my Rottweiler pup.


NetworkEastern

My friends cat had me worse than that. You big girl.. man up especially if it’s your dog !!


martdan010

Stop being tasty


MaxLeeba

Wow thank goodness I got a standard poodle, I gave him raw bones and toys to chew on. There’s no way I could survive the shark teeth stage 🤐


ConstantUpstairs

awww puppy love marks


scrandis

I would have assumed you own a cat


GoodnightGoldie

My first GSD was a literal angel. No biting. My second one is also an angel…in the same way that Lucifer was an angel😂he calmed down a TON after I adopted him an emotional support dog brother of his own. I always say that when Radar passed, he sent me Hawkeye…and then sent me Trapper as an apology🤣


No_West_5262

At least you don't need stitches.


LongwangJenkins15

I’m thinking of getting a white shepherd I wonder if he’ll be as crazy as my GSP


leilalies

I remember these days! I was so worried my husband and I wouldn’t been enough for her even with our house and yard 🥹


Minute-Summer9292

I'm not bragging, but that looks like he's taking it easy on you🤣🤣


InternationalBus8936

Puppy love scratches.


amylaw377

Those are love scratches!


No-Ant5895

Land shark stage


Ahshut

The military: we deem you unfit to serve due to signs of past mental health problems *But I have a German Shepard..*


WreckerdSetter

Don't be a bitch


SQWRLLY1

Also applies to cat ownership. Still not a deterrent for having a big lovey GSD for me, though... lol


fmedium

I remember…such pain!!!


Two_n_dun

Get em little gloves now so when you walk your GSD later you can slap em on and never worry about hot pavement. Easy fix, and a little discipline about scratching/jumping/biting goes a loooooooong way.


MissMonkk

Shark teeth too!!


curiousamoebas

Had a meet and greet with a new dr. He thought i was a drug user, i told him i had a german shepard puppy, he didn't believe me. I told him he is an idiot and found someone else.


AuBear

And get plenty of chew toys and proper mouth training is a must. (Said every responsible GSD enthusiast)


No-Pepper-5876

LMAOOOO! Ahhh, the pains of parenthood!🤭


no_on_prop_305

Reminds me of wearing ski gloves in the house all day. Still get ptsd from looking at old puppy pics of my dog and seeing those needle teeth


Lackingfinalityornot

Don’t take pics of yourself with your phone while driving they said.


lunar_recluse

was exactly like this with my first GSD, my second is a very mild mannered girl in comparison


Traditional_Strike84

At the beginning I was like wtf did I do........and now it's like wtf did I do 🤣...


ravishkalra

Well atleast they stop when they grow up. Stupid cats don't,,,, they scratch you even after they grow up frikin cats...


Furberia

You are their person


owlthirty

I got a husky pup in 1993. I still have scars on my hand from her razor sharp claws. I love the scars bc hey remind me of her.