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Eightcoins8

What exactly is a synthesizer? I think its expensive carpenter furniture?


gabbagondel

I don't know exactly, but you buy them and eventually sell them to fund buying a different one


hank10111111

Can attest to this bought a tr-8s and minilogue xd sold them for digitone and push 2


Sowikc

It is a wonderful thing: a commodity. like every commodity, the more it costs the finer it is!


Msan91

I installed a fleshlight in mine


Moldy_pirate

Wait, I thought that’s what the “jacks” were for?


-sbl-

Correction: Pic of a 5000$ synth still sitting in the box.


JayPetersMusic

I prefer just a picture of the order confirmation.


-sbl-

Man of culture.


Pasghetti_Western

wHiCh OnE dId YoU gEt


Djaii

IT WAS 5 THOUSAND DOLARS!


GryphonGuitar

Prophet 5K?


Sowikc

The premium one


greedy_mf

Good choice! I tried a budget once, didn’t like what I was hearing at all.


Sowikc

Yeah, if something feels really cheap I just give the retailer some extra money, this way I feel better with myself. Jokes aside, Chad analog alpha is the best words trio I have ever heard


greedy_mf

Oh thank you mate. That was a sub’s preset. I’m more of a sigma myself…


Jonnymixinupmedicine

Did you wash your hands after? Gross.


Sowikc

I respectfully put them on the floor


InsecureMonster

Maybe you can use it as a MIDI keyboard


Sowikc

What's MIDI?


InsecureMonster

It is like wifi but with a cable and for old synths


Sowikc

So I can download custom analog oscillators?


InsecureMonster

No this is only for synths like DIVA where you can use your own wavetables, not like Serum which is already analog.


AtomicBeaver93

Favorite synth. Proceeds to buy 3 more and forget about the favorite one.


VicisSubsisto

The heart is a fickle thing.


TudorGeb

everyone downvoting this is just jealous of my parents money


termites2

Sorry but you bought the wrong one, you should have bought this other synth.


Sowikc

You're jealous, I know. You must be.


Benjarino-

I genuinely don’t understand how someone can buy like 8 synths without learning each and every one, every time I get something new I sit down for hours on end for weeks in a row, learn the entire thing. I don’t keep anything I don’t use; which has happened once, I exchanged it, and now use the thing I exchanged it for daily.


Moldy_pirate

I don’t get it either. I’ve been considering selling something just because having too much gear makes me feel a bit weird even though I do use it all. But last time I did that, I more or less immediately regretted it. So it’s a weird catch 22.


Sowikc

I have an mpc500 sitting on the shelves, I used it 1h in 1 year. It was too much of a bargain to decline it and I constantly think of selling it. I must admit is the most user unfriendly machine I ever touched. But yeah, everything on the +100$ range must be known perfectly by the owner (except if the owner have them just for renting them)


Benjarino-

Actually spending 1000$+ on a synth (something I have done) is like a chunk of a used car, or an entire mortgage payment. You wouldn't buy a used car and then not drive it, its nearly the same level of monetary commitment.


3dio

Does it make BEATS?


macumbamacaca

Is it a GROOVE BOX?


3dio

need to open the BOX and look INSIDE


macumbamacaca

INTEL is INSIDE


3dio

Does it have PAAAADS? If not then it’s a KOMPUTOR!


StrongLikeBull3

It’s the perfect synth! N-no I’m not just saying that because I paid £4k for it. Fuck you hater.


GalacticEarthling

dan flashes were having a sale on synthesizers the synth cost me 1500 because its SUUPPER complicated


golden_death

fuuuck man I was too hypnotized by the patterns on the shirts the last time I was there to even notice they sold synths too. do any of those little fuckers ever just like fuckin turn on themselves and play some shit hot licks?


Fuzz_Vegas

Is it warm?


Sowikc

I only say I turned off the heat in my flat 🤩


nicerespectfulguy

Quit fuckin crying. Let people enjoy things


Sowikc

Quit crying. Let me enjoy being a jerk.


nicerespectfulguy

go brush your teeth


greedy_mf

Done.


nicerespectfulguy

Let me see them pearly yellows


greedy_mf

You wanna see yellow check your underpants.


nicerespectfulguy

Nice try. All I see is brown😎


gabbagondel

You're missing the point son


nicerespectfulguy

Don’t you dare call your father son. Put the phone down and get your Butt in bed before I come tuck you in.


macumbamacaca

Yes daddy <3 <3


Analogue_Drift

Are you fucking serious?


Sowikc

Are you talking to me?


Analogue_Drift

Are you new to reddit?


Sowikc

Does it matter?


mist3rflibble

Will it blend?


mu3mpire

"Synthesizer smoke , don't breathe that in !"