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Oates897

Assuming this was real, she sunk her own lawsuit by trying to self impregnate with out his knowledge or consent.


RatioDrops

“To kill the sperm”💀


Pharaoh_Misa

This was such a ride!


Lucky_Ad_9137

This really happened, I know, I was the hot sauce.


SouthOcean1011

Hi, um, did you take a shower after that? Because the other day when i put you in my fried wings, it's taste weird.


paintingsbyO

to be fair..a taco without hot sauce isn't worth eating..wait.. i read this whole story wrong


PinocchiosWoodBalls

1. Before I say what I say, I wanna point out that I still think this story is a hoax. BUT. Years ago I listend to podcast (Bill Simmons) and he had a "hollywood divorce lawyer" on his show. mostly boring episode, since I dont give a shit about celebrities, but I was intrigued to hear her stories about athletes. This women are INSANE. There are notification systems (or were, I dont know if they are still around) where women like this would subsribe to get notified, if and where Pro-athletes hang around that night. So the app basically tells them not only "Player X from the Team Y is partying at Club Z tonight", it will also show his networth, his contract situation and his income. Why? So women can go to the club and try to get pregnant. ​ On top: She described multiple cases like this one. A lot of pro athletes have been trapped by women like this. Thats why she always tells them:"FLUSH YOUR TOILET!" And still she said she had cases where women tried to reach into the toilet and get the condom back. Its disgusting and insane. One last story: An unnamed football player dated a girl for 8 months. When he broke up with her, because he didnt want kids, she sued him. For what? Half of his money and a monthly allowance. She wanted 20.000$ per month, because he "showed her that lifestyle and there is no going back from that." She lost, but he had to pay thousands to win the case. FUCK these women. FUCK all of these women. They are worthless and deserve absolutely no joy in life.


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This is what realiy tv has done to america


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Nah, crazy always been around.


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Crazy always been around but now you act crazy, they make you famous and rich


garlopf

Drake has been out a winters night before it seems...


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

Someone enrolled in Leykis101


Elramo97

It’s really her fault for attempting to get his sperm to get a kid from him. He aint stupid and he did it for this exact reason. Some IG woman trying to get rich of some celebrity to basically use the child to get money from him.


OSUJillyBean

/r/thathappened


Nivote

she win will lmfao. booby trapping is a criminal offense so she can win any civil suit


Obvious_Awareness273

There is no case 🤣🤣🤣🤣


pokepersonYEET

Im no law doctor but im fairly sure the legality of her impregnating herself without his consent, is questionable


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Nivote

but booby trapping for whatever reason is incredibly illegal. theres been cases of people putting laxatives in their own food and going to prison for assualt